Wakambonzwa nezvemitemo ye Murphy here? Uyu ndiwo mafirosofi anonyanya kushandisa. Chinhu chacho chose ndechekuti kana pane zvishoma mukana muduku kuti mamwe mararamiro achaitika, saka, iva nechokwadi, haugoni kupukunyuka.
1. Ezvo ugovera mushure mekudya ichocho kuMcDonald's, achitarisira kuti iwe uchava nenguva yekukurumidzira kudya kwemasikati.
2. Inonwa kabi.
Nhasi ichava zuva rakanaka
Hongu, hongu, takapfuura
3. Ndicho chikonzero nei dzimwe nguva zviri nani kubhadhara kupfuura kutenga chinhu chisingabatsiri chisinganzwisisi zvakakwana matariro ako.
4. Zvinoratidzika kuti mumwe munhu anofanira kumira kudya makatekeki asati avata.
5. Uye muvengi haadi izvi.
6. Uye izvi zvinogona kunzi kukanganisa kwegore.
7. Une gomba raunoda here?
Ndinoda mukaka wangu
Stunned! Ndakaputsa muganda wangu.
8. Unoda chokoreti mafuta chingwa kana laptop?
9. Zvirongo izvi zvinopisa uye zvinotyisa ...
10. Kune vamwe, uku ndiko kurwadziwa kwechokwadi.
11. Ichi ndicho chikwata ... Sorry guy.
12. Zvimwe iyi ndiyo mifananidzo yakanakisisa yandakaona.
13. Zvakanaka, mukana wakanaka kwauri!
14. Dambudziko rinofanira kutarisirwa nekumwemwerera.
15. Asi mu Instagram ichava mufananidzo wakaisvonaka.
16. Ndizvo zvazviri, murairo wekutaura mukubwinya kwayo kose.
17. Iwe usati uri mumwe munhu asingatyi dambudziko.
18. Zvisinei, mune imwe nguva.
19. Hapana munhu ane simba rokukundikana.
20. Uye haufaniri hake kutaura kuti iri ndiro zuva rako rakaipa.
21. Upenyu ibhodhi.
22. Uye iyi ndiyo dambudziko.
Ndine urombo, asi mhinduro haina kururama
Mhinduro yakarurama
Mhinduro yako