Vazhinji vatengi vanosarudza michina, vachitarisa chete pamapurasitiki, uye pakuguma vanoodzwa mwoyo. Tinopa kuti tione kuti muiti anonyengedza sei vatengi, achishandisa maitiro akasiyana.
Kutengesa kune chikamu chakavakwa pamanyengeri, uye vashandisi vanoshandisa nhamba yakawanda yekuita kuti munhu atenge. Chimwe chazvo chiyeuchidzo chinokuidza, chakafungidzirwa kune tsanangudzo yekupedzisira. Nditende, izvo zvaunoona zvinokushamisa iwe uye zvinokurudzira iwe kuti haumbofaniri kuvimba nemaziso ako nguva dzose.
1. Kuramba, kubva kune "kumhanya" kuisa, pakuguma kwakabuda bhasikoro tubules.
2. "Pandakarayira sandwich mu cafe, ndakabhadhara $ 2 kuti ndiwedze avocado. Pabasa, ndakashamiswa kuona mari yacho. "
3. Ungatsanangurira sei mwanasikana wako kuti nei asina peniseri yakawanda sezvaaida?
4. Zviri nani kutora nguva yekuita mapekeki anonaka nehuwandu hwekuzadzwa kunopfuura kune.
5. Dzidza mutemo: chocolate cherranberry inosanganisira mazambiringa matanhatu chete, kwete.
6. Kuponesa, zvichida, kwakarurama, asi zviri pachena kwete munyaya iyi.
7. Kana uchitenga sandwich guru kwemasikati, zviri nani kutora maviri kuti uzvidzivirire pane zvinoshamisa.
8. Zvingava kusangana nemurume akabika shanji iyi, ndokubvunza kana ane hana.
9. Kwete kwete chete musasa usingasvuti uye mini-size, saka sauce inoita seyakashata. Saizvozvo ini handidi kuedza zvachose.
10. Uyu ndiwo mutsara chete, unonzi "Tsvaga imwechete yakafanana."
11. Apo taida kunakidzwa nekuravira kwema shrimp makuru, asi mugadziri aive nepfungwa yakasiyana.
12. "Zvakanaka kuti ndisati ndapa mwana ice cream, ndakaizarura ndikaona usiku huno. Asidi yake yakadururira, kana chii? "
13. Tambo, pamapapiro ayo ari kukwidziridzwa, inosayirwa: "Haikodzeri kumakomo."
14. Appetiti yakaparadzwa kwenguva yakareba, asi imbwa yakanga ichifarira zvokudya zvisingadiwi.
15. Kupfuura chikamu chakajeka chepakisi yakaratidzika kuti masiji ari mu pizza yakawanda, asi kwete pano, zvaive.
16. Panguva yekugadzirwa kwebhandi iyi, mugadziri akakanganwa kuti inofanira kunge ine chokoti.
17. Taifunga kuti kuwanda kwechizi kwakafanana nekusausa, asi zvakazosiyana zvakasiyana.
18. "Baba vangu vakatenga anti virus, uye akatya paakazarura purogiramu. Icho chinoitika kuti hapana diski inodiwa, asi kungoita kodeji kubva kumashure kwebhokisi inopinda. "
19. Kunyange iyo McDonald inodiwa inonyadzisa, zvakanaka kuti zvishoma nezvishoma ruvara rwakarongwa.
20. Izvo zvinonakidza, mumwe munhu kamwe chete anouya nemakeke ane zvizhinji zvakakwana?
21. Maseji maviri akasununguka akatamirwa kubva muhomwe huru kune imwe imba - ndiyo inonyengera.
22. Usati watanga mapeji, teerera kubhuku, iyo yakanyorwa mudiki kudhindwa, kuti urege kuora mwoyo.
23. Takatenga mapeji akawanda emhuri yose, asi pakupedzisira zvichaita kuedza kune mumwe munhu.
24. Pamusoro pepurasitiki yakaratidzwa kuti mukati memutengi wakamirira nyama yakasarudzwa, asi kuti inzwire kuti inenge yakaoma nedzimwe mhando yemutauro.
25. Kuwanda kwemari kunonyatsogadzirirwa vanhu vanoda kuurasikirwa.
26. "Zvakanaka kuti idzi sushi ndakarayira pa cafe uye ndaigona kubvunza mubati wenyama akanga adya caviar tsvuku pamberi pangu."
27. Vakapa $ 3 yegirasi yemakonzo marmalade, asi hapana munhu akatarisira izvi.
28. Izvi hazvisi kutengesa, asi kuzvikudza kwechokwadi.
29. Rimwe bhengi iri 30% yakakura, uye imwe - 40%, asi kana achienzanisa kusiyana hakuoneki. Zvinoshamisa, handizvo here?
30. Sezviri pachena, ice cream iyi ndiyo yekupedzisira pane inotakura-yakanga isina chokoti yakakwana yezvokuwedzera. Appetite zvakajeka kuparadzwa.