North Korea, kana North Korea, inyika inofadza uye "yakavanzika," iyo iyo yakawanda ine makuhwa.
Uye hazvishamisi, nokuti DPRK ine imwe yehurumende yakavharwa zvikuru munyika. Nokudaro, pane nyaya dzakawanda dzisinganzwisisiki uye zvisingazivikanwi pamusoro payo. Asi tichionga vasori uye zvakavanzika zvinyorwa zvemashoko, takakwanisa kusimudza chifukidziro chezvakavanzika zveNorth Korea uye pakupedzisira tinoziva zviri kuitika kune imwe yenyika dzakavharwa zvikuru munyika. Ingogara pasi, nokuti zvinhu zvatinoshandiswa, kuNorth Korea zvinogona kurangwa zvichienderana nekunyanya kwemutemo!
1. International call calls.
MuNorth Korea, mhirizhonga yepasi pose inorambidzwa. Kuedza kupfuurira kuhama kubva kuSouth Korea kunonyanya kuoma. Kune zviitiko apo kuedza kuonana nehama dzeSouth Korea dzakaguma nerufu rwekufa. Madzimu, asi zvakadaro!
2. Iva nemafungiro ako.
MuNorth Korea kune mutemo usina kutaurika, uyo munhu wese anoteerera anenge achibva pakuberekwa: munhu anogona kufunga nenzira iyo hurumende inoda kuti iite. Nokudaro, hapana munhu anogona kufunga zvakasiyana.
3. Hapana magetsi matsva.
Wakave wakashandura iPhones uye mafoni ekukurukurirana emazuva ano here? MuNorth Korea, unogona kukanganwa nezvayo nokusingaperi. Izvo zvinorambidzwa kushandisa chero zvigadzirwa zvinoshanda paIroid kana iOS, ingave iyo foni, tablet kana kombiyuta. Muchidimbu, hapana maitiro ekumadokero, kungova pamba chete!
4. Kuteerera mimhanzi yekunze.
Zvinototyisa kufungidzira kuti vanhu veNorth Korea vanorasikirwa zvakadini, avo vasingakwanisi kudzidza mifananidzo yakapfuura mifananidzo yakawanda. Mimhanzi yose iri munyika ino inofanira kukudza hurumende yezvematongerwo enyika. Kubvumirana, zvakaoma kufungidzira Rihanna kana Madonna vanoimba nezvehurumende inobwinya yeNorth Korea.
5. Kubba kwepasita yepa propaganda.
Muna 2016, chiitiko chinotyisa chakaitika muDPRK, iyo inodhura wechidiki wechidiki -America wehupenyu. Mudzidzi wemakore 22, Otto Wormbier, pane mirayiridzo yeimwe nzvimbo yakagadzirwa nevanzwisisiki, akabata chikamu chekutambudzika kubva hotera. Akabatwa, akatongerwa uye akapiwa makore gumi nemashanu ekushanda zvakaoma pamhosva dzekuedza "kuderedza kubatana kwevanhu veKorea". Nhamo, Otto akawira mu coma, uye, paakadzokera kunyika yekwake, akafa. Saka usati wabvarura papepa muDPRK, iwe unofanira kufunga kakawanda, kakawanda. Uye zvino kamwe-kamwe kushandiswa kwebhanhire kuchava padhipa yeparapanda nemufananidzo wemutungamiri.
6. Kutuka mutungamiri weNorth Korea.
Usamboti utaure zvakaipa pamusoro peMutungamiri weDPRK. Kunyangwe funga pamusoro peizvi kukangamwa - iwe iwe unogona kuguma zvakashata.
7. Danai nyika "North Korea".
Kana tikacherechedza chokwadi chokuti hurumende inofunga kuti ndiyo yoga Korea yezvokwadi, zvino zita rehurumende yenyika iDemocratic People's Republic of Korea - Democratic Republic's Republic of Korea. Uye panguva yaunogara munyika, iwe unofanirwa kuidana iyo nenzira uye kwete.
8. Kufukura.
Mutemo uyu, unofanirwa kunzwisiswa nevatashanyi vose: kuNorth Korea haugoni kutora mifananidzo yezvose. Kune zvinhu zvakawanda uye nzvimbo dzakarambidzwa kubva pakuenzaniswa.
9. Kutyaira motokari.
Hazvina mhosva kuti zvinosuruvarisa sei, asi kuNorth Korea haugoni kufamba-famba zvakasununguka. Maererano nehuwandu, kune mamiriyoni 1 chete pavanhu 1000. Saka, kufamba kunokurudzirwa kune munhu wose.
10. Kutamba.
Maererano nevashambadziri, zviri nani kuti usaseke muDPRK. Mashoko ako ose anotorwa zvakadzama, saka iwe unofanira kugara uchingwarira.
11. Kutaura zvisina kunaka nezvehurumende.
Unongofanira kuyeuka - vose vane mhosva vanotarisana ne "correctional camp". Bvumirana, zvishoma!
12. Bvunza kana Kim Jong-un akaberekwa.
Wadii kubvunza? Ingotora shoko rangu nokuda kwaro uye usashungurudza nemazuva asina kufanira. Nokuda kwako pachako. Hungu, uye ivo pachavo havazivi mhinduro chaiyo kumubvunzo uyu.
13. Kunwa doro.
MuDPRK pane imwe purogiramu ye "kunwa doro". Muna 2012, mumwe wevakuru vakuru veuto akaurayiwa nekuda kwekunwa doro panguva yekuchema kwemazuva zana kuna Kim Jong Il.
14. Iva neIroquois.
Chero hutambo hupi muNorth Korea inofanira kugamuchirwa nehurumende. Nenzira, kune 28 mavara emhando dzakasiyana siyana zvaunogona kushandisa zvakachengeteka. Zvose - kunze kwekutambudzika kwekufa.
15. Ibva munyika.
Kana ukasarudza kufamba rwendo uye kubva kuDPRK, iwe uchavimbiswa kutorwa, kudzorerwa uye kupfurwa. Uyezve, pamwe newe, zvichida, mhuri yako yese ichaurayiwa.
16. Rarama muPyongyang.
Iko iwe unogona kufungidzira kuti mumwe munhu kunze anokurudzira iwe, kupi uye kuti ungararama sei! Kwete? Uye muDPRK, hurumende inosarudza kuti vanhu vanobvumirwa kugara mumutungamiri wenyika. Uye kazhinji ivo vanhu vane hukama hwakawanda.
17. Kuona zvinonyadzisira.
Censorship
Pano, zvingaita, zvakanaka, mumwe munhu anoda kutarisa zvinonyadzisira - zvakanaka, regai vaone utano hwavo. Asi kwete! MuDPRK, iwe uchasangana nechirwere chekufa kwekutarisa michero yemudhizimusi wepabonde. Imwe musikana Kim Jong-un akafuridzirwa mberi kwemhuri yake nekunyora vhidhiyo yehupombwe.
18. Taura chitendero.
Maererano nekutenda kwavo kwechitendero, North Korea nyika isingadi Mwari, iyo kune chitendero chero chipi zvacho chinotyisa uye chisina kunaka. Muna 2013, nehurongwa hwehurumende, vaKristu makumi mapfumbamwe nemakumi matanhatu vakaurayiwa avo vaingoverenga Bhaibheri chete.
19. Free Internet access.
Chero ani zvake anogona kushandisa Indaneti muNorth Korea, asi iyo nzvimbo chete dzinobvumidzwa nehurumende yeDPRK inogona kushanyirwa mumusangano wepasi rose usingagumi. Kuedza kuenda pane imwe nzvimbo yepaiti kunorangarirwa norufu. Mukutaura, muNorth Korea, imwe nzira yekugadzirisa matambudziko ose iri kuitwa. Saka usanetseka.
20. Vasingavhoti.
Munyika ye Morning Morningness inorambidzwa kubatanidzwa mune sarudzo. Kuvhota kunogadziriswa. Uyezve, kuvhota kumunhu asina kukodzera kungakanganisa utano hwako.
21. Kupfeka jeans.
Chimwe chezvinhu zvakanakisisa zvese zvepfeko yemunhu ndeye jeans. Asi muDPRK, unogona kukanganwa pamusoro pavo, nokuti jeans inosanganiswa nemuvengi weNorth Korea - US, uye naizvozvo inorambidzwa.
22. Tarisa TV.
Sezvakangoitika paInternet, kuNorth Korea chete nzira dzakabvumirwa nehurumende dzinogona kuonekwa. Kune zviitiko apo vanhu vanoverengeka vakatongerwa kufa nekuda kwezviitiko zveSouth Korea.
23. Kuedza kupukunyuka kubva mujeri.
DPRK yakakwanisa kumira kunyange mumamiriro aya. Maererano nemitemo yenyika, musungwa chero upi zvake anopukunyuka kana kuedza kuita izvi, anorambidza zvizvarwa 4 zvemhuri yake kurangwa maererano nekuoma kwemitemo yeNorth Korea. Uye, sezvatakaona pamusoro, kune nzira imwe chete inobva kunze kwehurumende.
24. Verenga bhuku.
Kuzvinhu zvose zvekune dzimwe nyika kuNorth Korea hazvina kunaka. Nokudaro, kana iwe uchibatwa nemumwe mutungamiri wenyika, iwe uri mukutambudzika.
25. Kuita zvikanganiso.
Bvumirana kuti vazhinji vanoita zvikanganiso mukutaura nekunyora, asi kwete kuuraya munhu nokuda kwayo! MuDPRK musafunga saizvozvo. Munguva pfupi yapfuura, mutori wenhau akaurayirwa ikoko nokuda kwechirwere chakanaka munyaya yacho.
Saka ndinoda kubvunza hurumende yeDPRK: "Unogona kufema here? Kana izvi zvinotongerwa rufu here? "Zvinoratidzika kuti DPRK inorarama nemitemo yayo, iyo isingatongopindirani nemanzwiro kana mitemo yehukama hwevanhu. Saka, kana iwe ukasarudza kuenda kuNorth Korea, yeuka zvose zvinonyeverwa. Uye zviri nani kusaenda ikoko zvachose!