Muchikamu chino tichakutaurira kuti jokes chii uye chii chinokosha chekudzidzisa vana vepakutanga vane basa iri, uye zvakare kupa mienzaniso.
Chii chinonzi joke - tsanangudzo yevana
Pribautki muchimiro chayo nhepfenyuro shoma kana nhaurirano muvhesi yevhesi nechokujeka kwemazano. Vanove nechinangwa chekuzvimiririra zvakakwana, kusiyana nemitambo yevana, iyo nguva dzose isinganzwisisiki nehumwe zviitiko muhupenyu hwemwana kana mitambo.
Pribautki yakagadzirirwa chete kuvaraidzo yemakumbo, saka kuvanhu vanowanzoti "kufara". Mavhesi emabasa ekunyora aya anowanzozivikanwe maitiro evanhu, uye pakati penhau iyi kune chiitiko chimwe chinokosha chinobatsira kuchengeta kufarira uye kufarira kwomuteereri muduku.
Vanhu vechiRussia vanhu majee evana vanopemberera maitiro ehumwe hunhu uye tsika dzakanaka dzinowanikwa chete kuvanhu veRussia, kupa mwana pfungwa imwe yerunako, kushingaira, kutendeka, kunaka, chokwadi, ushingi nezvakadaro. Kushandiswa kwejokes mukurera mwana kunokurudzira kukurudzira kwemafungiro uye mafungiro ekufungidzira, "kumutsa" mafungiro uye kufungidzira, uyewo kunowedzera simba rekutaura.
Ndiko kusaka mabasa mamwe emutauro weRussia uye, kunyanya, majee ndiyo inonyanya kugadzirisa mutsika uye kugadzirisa kukura kwevana vepakutanga.
Masoko maduku kune vana vasiri pasi pegore rimwe chete
Pribautki yevana vaduku vanofanira kunge yakareba mamita matanhatu, kuitira kuti vasabereke mwana. Kuti uone matanho kune nyika yakamukomberedza mumutambo wenhetembo, iwe unogona kushandisa zvinotevera mabasa anoshamisa echiRussia:
Peter-Petya-Cockerel,
Petya isvuku tsvuku,
Ari munzira yaakaenda
Akawana peni,
Ndakatenga bhoti rangu,
Akoko - mhete!
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Magpie-white-beaked
Aigara oga,
Ndakasvetuka, ndakasvetuka,
Vakashamisika vakamirira,
Akabika muto,
Ndakabata vaeni!
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Kva-kva-kva-kvakushka,
Pies yakacheka frog
Nekunaka kwakanaka,
Ndakatarisa guinea yenguruve,
A zainke in the patty
Akaisa kottage cheese!
Jokes kuvana
Kune vakwegura varume, majee, ayo anonyengera-flip-flops, akakwana. Aya maitiro mashomanana anoratidzirwa nenzira yekuseka, uye kubatana kwechokwadi kwezvinhu uye zvinhu zvinorambidzwa nemaune kana kuputsika. Nhema dzakadaro dzinomutsa kuseka muvana, kufadza uye kuvabatsira, uyewo kukurudzira kusimbiswa kweunyanzvi. Kunyanya, vana vasati vadzidza chikoro vachafarira mihanzi inotevera:
Chando chiri kuuya! Heat is!
Shiri dzinobva kumaodzanyemba dzinouya!
Zvose zvakapfeka white-white -
Zuva rakatsvuka!
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Ndeipi yemhando yavakamhanyira,
Misoro nemiswe miviri?
Ndiani ari shure kwavo?
Zvichida mabhiza ari mumotokari?
Kwete! Vanotiza kutya,
Chii chichabatwa nekamba!
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Hedgehog mapapiro akazununguka
Uye segurakiti rinoputika.
Hare akagara pafence,
Akaseka nenzwi guru!
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Spring yauya kwatiri zvakare
Nezvinyunyuti, skates!
Kupararira kubva musango kwakaunzwa,
Makese ane magetsi!