Muhupenyu, zviitiko zvakawanda, nekuona vamwe vavo, hazvibviri kudzivisa kusemwerera. Izvi zvinomiridzirwa nemufananidzo kubva pakusarudzwa kwedu kusarudzo.
Kungoitika muhupenyu hakusi kuwanikwa, asi vanhu vanopfuurira kushamiswa. Pamusana pekuti makamera ari kuswedera kuvanhu vakawanda, uye pane mukana wekutora mapeji chero nguva, izvi zvinonakidza zviitiko zvezviitiko zvisingaiti zvachose zvakaonekwa.
1. Vanhu vaisagona kunzwisisa kuti izvi zvakaitika sei, zvino zvakaitika kuti madzimai avo vasikana uye vanowanzoenda kunotenga pamwechete.
2. Mukadzi anofanira kuedza kubereka vana muzuva rimwe chete, asi haafaniri kupemberera rimwe zuva rokuzvarwa.
3. Muchiringa chegirazi, maonero akaonekwa akafananidza nyika.
4. Vanhu ava vanofanira kunyatsoita shamwari kuitira kuti vaenzane.
5. Inoratidzika kunge yakawandisa mhepo yakapoteredza. Izvozvo zvinorevei?
6. Vanhu vazhinji vanofunga kuti zviratidzo zvinonyeverwa nezvezvipembenene zvinongova zvakadaro, asi pano apa uchapupu hwepasinei.
7. O, iyo mafashoni - hapana unhu.
8. Upfumi hunoratidza kuti sero iri mafashoni pakati pevarume.
9. Mukadzi uyu akacherechedza here kuti nguvo yake neupholstery pazvigaro zvakagadzirwa nemashoko akafanana?
10. Izvi hazvirevi mafananidzo, asi chiitiko chaicho, kunyange zvichida ivo mapatya.
11. Kana basa raMario rakakodzera iwe, uye iwe unogona kumuratidza pasina sutu yakaoma.
12. Sezviri pachena, muchitoro chaive pedyo kwaiva nekutengeswa kweT-shirts, kana kuti pane chirairo chakanaka.
13. Paunoedza kumira pakati peboka revanhu, asi pane mumwe munhu anoparadza zvachose pfungwa yako.
14. Murume achanzwa mudzimai wake kunyange pamwendo wakadaro.
15. Inofungidzirwa kuti mhuka dzakafanana zvikuru nevanatenzi vavo, uye izvi ndezvekusimbisa.
16. Maererano nedzidziso yekufungidzira, mukana wekuitika kwechiitiko ichi unosvika zero, asi hupenyu hwakaratidza zvimwe.
17. Mushure mekushanyira veterinarian, kati yakawana shamwari uye akagara pedyo nemwenje manheru manheru.
18. Zvichida kusiyanisa mifananidzo yavo, vasikana vakashandura jekete dzavo, kana kuti zvichida kungoitika.
19. Shamwari dzakaseka kwenguva yakareba, apo mufananidzo wepapkins wepapkins yakabatana nekudhindwa pajisi.
20. Pamusoro pehuwandu hunyorwa mutemo usingatauri wekuve mumotokari, uye imbwa inoitora - "nzeve imwe chete".
21. Ndizvo zvinonyanya kuziveka ndezvepamusoro pemakore ekuma 90 zvinonzi "hedgehog" inoratidzika.
22. Kuti uite mufananidzo wacho wakakwana, unoda kuchinja varume kana vakadzi nzvimbo.
23. Ndinoda kutarisa mazita evamwe nhengo dzeboka, zvichida ivo vakanyatsosarudzwa.
24. Iyi imhuri mbiri dzakasiyana, asi inoratidzika kuti iyi inotevedzana yemifananidzo "nhasi uye makore gumi gare gare".
25. Uye mutengesi akandikurudzira kwenguva yakareba kuti ichi chifananidzo chaicho. Kushamisika kwangu kwakananga kwakanga kusina muganhu.
26. Pamusangano uyu vanhu vazhinji vakatarisa kushamisa mukadzi uyu, kusvikira achinzwisisa zvaiitika uye haana kutora mufananidzo uyu.
27. Kuti ugare uine vatengi, unoda kusarudza nzvimbo yakakodzera yekutanga bhizinesi rako.
28. Chiitiko chisingatarisirwi chepakiti kubva pamasipi uye manicure.
29. Kati yangu neni tinokodzera kune mumwe nemumwe.
30. Kushamisika kwakakonzera kuseka muhofisi yose nekugadzira zuva rakanaka rekushanda. Izvi zvinodzokororwa zuva nezuva.
31. Akafuridzirwa pedo nemotokari yake imwechete, uye ipapo pamufananidzo akaona kuti mumugwagwa uri kupfuura imwe imwe motokari imwe chete.
32. Kwete vasikana bedzi, asiwo varume havadi kana mumwe munhu akapfeka saivo.
33. Kuuya nechimwe chinhu chakakosha nokuda kwekugadzirwa uku, mifananidzo inoenderana zvakakwana pamwechete.
34. Nei uchibhadhara mufananidzo wemufananidzo wezvokudya zvitsva, kana iwe unogona kungoparadzanisa mufananidzo mumwechete muhafu uye uchigovera kune zvakasiyana-siyana.
35. Chimiro chinoda kuyanisa zvinhu zvakasiyana-siyana, kuwana mifananidzo yakaisvonaka, pano, somuenzaniso, chinanaini.
36. Mumwe angati afunge kuti uku ndiko kuseka kwemavara, sezvo chiratidzo chinoti: "Maita basa nekuda kwekutyaira kwako nekunyatsotarisa."
37. Vakawanda vane mavara avo pachavo paT-shirts, uye murume uyu ane masokisi pazvigunwe zvake. Chipo chinofadza kubva kumukadzi wake.
38. Inoramba ichimirira shamwari nhatu uye mudzidzisi Splintera uye iwe unogona kutanga kurwisana nevavengi.
39. Kutora matoto kunokwezva kutarisa kwevanhu bedzi, asiwo yezvipembenene. Akagara kwenguva yakareba pamakumbo ake, asinganzwisisi kuti nei imwe svumburu isina kuita.
40. Inzwi-pamusoro pevashandi vakanga vachitya panguva yekunyora kwehurongwa hwemashoko nezvekutsvaga gororo.
41. Zvinoshamisa kuti hanzu yakasarudzwa pamotokari, kana motokari - pasi pepfeko?
42. Mufananidzo wacho unogona kudanwa kuti "Dialogue pakati peatrolleybuses".
43. Apo wakaona motokari ine nhamba ye "Vampire" pedyo neropa rekuisa ropa, iwe unogonawo kushamisika. Zvichida ropa rakasvikika rakauya masikati?
44. Izvo zvipfeko zvinenge zvakagara pamubhedha kwenguva yakareba, zvichida nokuti vatengi havazvioni.
45. Isu, chokwadi, takaseka neshamwari yangu kubasa, asi gare gare manheru takazotanga kubvumirana pamusoro pokuti ndiani aizopfeka.
46. Kunyanya kugamuchira chinyorwa chakadai hachikwanisi, saka, ndinokutendai, Mambo wavo nyaya yacho.
47. Kuteerera muimbi wako waunoda Taylor Swift mumotokari, ndakaverengawo zita rake pamakoro.
48. Chisingatauriki, icho chisingagoni kushamiswa: mifananidzo yebhola, nhamba yevatori vechikamu munhangemutange uye chigumisiro chakanyatsoenderana.
49. Zvakaoma kusatarisa pamakumbo akaderera, kunyange iwe uri mufananidzo pamadziro.
50. Panguva yekushanya kweItaly yakamira kuti inakidzwe nemafungiro akanaka uye yakaona kuti mifananidzo yenharaunda iyi yave iri pane muchengeti wefoni mufoni kwemakore maviri.