Cinderella, bata vhudzi rangu, ndapota!
1. Hondo yechitatu mushure mokutanga kwepati - manheru anovimbisa kusave.
2. Unotarisa pane zvaunofunga mugirazi, unofara kuti mufananidzo wako wakajeka sei nhasi.
3. Kana varindi vasingakubvumiri mukati memutambo, nokuti shamwari yako yakanyatsogadzirira "chiitiko"
4. Ndiwo maitiro aunoita neshamwari yako yepamwoyo kana iwe ukasarudza uye uongorore munhu wako wakaita manheru ano.
5. Saka tarisai madzimai maduku ari kuvaka maziso evanhu, vachiverenga pane zvekudya.
6. Kana ukasimuka kwenguva yekutanga mushure mokugara kwenguva yakareba, uye unoziva kuti wakanwa zvakanyanya pashure pezvose.
7. Murume anonyanya kufadza mubhuka akakuratidza iwe, asi mukomana akamirira iwe kumba ...
8. Nyatsoongorora, izvi ndizvo zvakaita vasikana, avo vakangoerekana vaona munguva yekutsvaira kwekutsvaira kwakatevera kuti manheru aive kubudirira, uye girazi rinotevera rewaini raizova rakanaka.
9. Apo bartender inoti kadi yako haina mari yakakwana.
10. Paunenge uchiedza kupfura nemeso ako, asi hakuna munhu anoedza kubhadhara izvi ((
11. Paunenge uchiedza kuzvifananidza kuti iwe unonzwisisa, segirazi.
12. Paunotarisa kuratidzwa kwako mugirazi mune chimbuzi chechikwata uye unoziva kuti hakuna kudzoka shure, nekuita chero kuedza kupi nekugadzirisa mamiriro acho akadzoka.
13. Paunodzivirira "zvakapambwa" zvako, nokuti wakamuona pakutanga.
14. Paunobva muimba yega uye uone kuti musikana wacho akanaka anotaura kune mumwe munhu asina kufadza kwauri, uye iwe hauzive kuti ungachengetedza sei mamiriro acho ezvinhu.
15. Paakazunungusa bvudzi rake zvakanyanya zvokuti nyika yakapoteredza yakatanga kupota.
16. Paunoedza kuvimbisa musikana wewaini tequila, uyo akatanga kurangarira avo vekare.
17. Kana shamwari dzichiratidza imwe tsvuku, asi iwe watova wakakwana, asi iwe unotofanira kunwa.
18. Paakazivisa shamwari dzake kuti haaikwanisi kufungidzira hupenyu hwake pasina ivo uye akanga achigadzirira kumhanyira kumunhu wose.
19. Paunobata bvudzi romusikana wako muimba yega paanorwara.
20. Paunotendeuka uone kuti shamwari inobva papi pamwe chete nemurume wavanenge vashandisa manheru ose achivakirana maziso.
21. Apo ini ndinoda kudzokera kumba nokukurumidza sezvinobvira, asi hapana motokari isina mutero mumatekisi.
22. Apo yakava kusvika kuMcDonald's kune cheeseburger, iyo iyo mushure mekuwanda kwepfuti yakanyanya kunaka, uye yakavharwa isina tsanangudzo.
23. Kana iwe uchinge uri kunze kwewindo rekatekisi munzira, iwe hausi kurwara kubva mumotokari.
24. Pandakadzoka kumba mushure memajoko makumi maviri, ndinoda chinhu chinonaka, uye mufriji-inongova inopisa.
25. Paakazobvisa zvitsitsinho uye iwe unogona kuvhara zvizere zvigunwe zvako zvose.
26. Paunoedza kurara, asi musoro wako nezvose zviri kufamba.
27. Zvakanaka, uye pakupedzisira, vasikana vazhinji vanoita seizvi mangwanani, vachitarisa muhomwe uye vachiona kuti mari yakawanda yavakapararira sei mu ...
Ichi ndicho chinonyanya kuodza mwoyo.