Uye iwe une chimwe chinhu chokudada nacho.
1. Pazera remakore gumi nematanhatu, papa akatanga kukudyara pamwana wembongoro, uye gore gare akaisa gumbo reMoskvich.
Nokudaro, iwe unozvidza "guta rakanaka" motokari dzemotokari.
2. Hauzomborara pamagumo evhiki. Uye zvino, kune imwe vhiki yevhiki here mumusha?
Zvinorevei kurara kusvikira mapfumbamwe?
3. Uye iwe hauna hanya nezviratidzo zvevatyairi vanotsamwa paunenge uchityaira terekta.
Isu isu mushure mevose tinodya vanhu.
4. Unganidza hutara huri mudara - hongu mudzidzisi wehutano haagoni kumira uye nzira mbiri!
Basa harisi rezuva rimwe chete.
5. Uye kana iwe uri musikana muduku, nyika inenge yakapoteredza ichachinja zvichienderana nemhando ipi yemurume achazobhadhara kune vashandi munguva ino.
Ndapota, ndapota, regai munhu ave akanaka!
6. Vakomana vanopedza zhizha rose mumunda. HOT TIME.
Simuka zuva risati rabuda, tinoshumira kusvikira tapedza, kana kuti kusvika masikati - izvo mberi.
7. Mvura yezhizha inoita kuti uve nekutya.
Pangosvika gore iri rakatorwa ... Huru haingasviki, anonisi haashambiswi, uye mbatatisi inoshandiswa zvakare!
8. Wakadzidza kare kuti usashamwaridzana nemhuka.
Huchi, makwayana nemhuru ... Uyai, pano chinhu chikuru hachisi kukanganwa chikafu che marinade!
9. Kuvata muhomwe yehusi nekamu yemukaka mutsva ...
Zvakanaka chaizvo!
10. Basa rinokosha kupfuura kutamba, chikoro uye kurara.
Kushanda mumaruwa hakuzomboshanduri!
11. Dambudziko rinotyisa zvikuru - baba vangu vakakumbira kugadzirisa feni.
Kwete izvi!
12. Weather inogona kuva shamwari yakanakisisa uye muvengi akaipa.
13. Chando chinongoerekana chisipo.
Basa rinogara riripo.
14. Nguva dzose zvakaoma kufungidzira hupenyu hweguta, uye kunyanya kuoma kuzvienzanisa nayo.
Kuti urarame mune mabhokisi aya? Uye chii, mudivi kunyange mabhedha asingakwanisi kuputswa?
15. Hautyi kuberekwa, nokuti wakanga uine iko pakuberekwa kwehupenyu hutsva.
Uye akatobatsira kubvisa makumbo.
16. Unogona kungodanidzira kune muvakidzani wepedyo!
Sei uchimira pamhemberero? Mamwe mamita mazana matatu - iri kure kure?
17. Shamwari dzako dzose dzave dziine Wi-Fi kwenguva refu.
Uye usaedza kundisungira kumakombiyuta anotumira ...
18. Kufambiswa kwemafoni? Uye ... takazvinzwa pamusoro penguva dzakadaro ...
Iye zvino ini ndichamuka pamubhedha, kukwira pamuti kana kuwana nzira yekutora foni yakanyanya uye nokukurumidza kukutumira iwe shoko.
19. Machato enyika ndiyo inonakidza zvikuru! Uye iwe zvechokwadi wakanga uine mukana unopfuura mumwechete wekuona izvi.
20. Uye shamwari dzako dzose dzine mifananidzo iyi.
21. Pamusoro pe "Ivan Kupala" moto mumusha wedu waiva mukuru!
Uye ikoko pachava ne "daredevil" uyo asingazofambi kusvika kumagumo ...
22. Sezvaunogara uchiita, vabereki vanokutumira kunotengesa pamusika weko.
Uye haisi chokwadi chokuti nziyo nemitambo zvichakupfuura.
23. Kubvira paucheche, iwe unonyatsoziva mabasa akadai sekusunganidza nyuchi dzemapatatisi.
Uye iwe hauna kuvatya zvachose!
24. Uye iwe haugoni kufungidzira chero humwe huduku
Rega rudzi urwu? Kwete, ndinokutendai.