Hatina kuiraira: 40 yezvinhu zvisingafungidziriki neAliexpress

Muchikamu chacho uchaona kusarudzwa kwezvinhu zvakanakisa, zvisiri uye zvisingakoshi zvakatengwa paAliexpress.

VaChina havaregi kushamiswa nemafungiro avo uye maitiro. Zvinonzwa sokuti vane rumwe rutivi rwepasi rose rakagadzikana fungidzira, kwete nyika pasi. Uye kuva nechokwadi cheizvi, zvinokwana chete kutarisa zvinhu izvi zvinoshamisa, zvavanotengesa pasi rose.

1. Mushonga-shrimp.

Ndivo veChina chete vanogona kufunga nezvechinhu chakadaro.

2. Kuvhara "vapfumi" - noodles.

Ichi chinyorwa chinoratidza chimiro chevanhu vanopa mari yekupedzisira kutenga zvigadzirwa zvakanakisisa, uye zvino, zvishoma nezvishoma kurarama, vanodya zvokudya zvishoma zvishoma.

3. Icho chinhu chakakosha!

Iyi vhudzi yakawa kune zvinovhiringidza nevashambadziri uye iri kuda, nekuti zuva rinodzivirira maziso kubva kune zuva, uye kuongorora hakusi pedyo.

4. Tsamba inobva kuHogwarts.

Wakafunga sei? Nyika yemashiripiti inoshandisawo maStinese. Pane imwe nguva vakanyora tsamba, saka China yakabatsira. Asi zvakanyanyisa, ichi chikonzero chikuru chekukoka kune imwe mhemberero yakagadziriswa.

5. Hourglass yakasimba.

Uye ndezvechokwadi, hazvina kujairika uye zvinotaridzika kutarisa, shanduro yakadaro ye hourglass haisati yavapo.

6. Zvigadzirwa zvinogadzirwa.

Zvakanaka, chigadzirwa ichi, chokwadi, chinotarisa kune mutengi wedu.

7. Zvigadzirire nekapu.

Izvi zvingangodaro zvakagadzirwa kuitira kuti avo vanoda kufanirwa nemugwagwa kana chikafu chisina kukodzera, havabatwi mukunyengera. Uye zvino kamwe-kamwe uyu haasi iye munyori wemufananidzo iye pachake akarayira, asi akaenda ndokukumbira sfotkatsya nechikafu chakanaka, achizvipira nokuda kwake. Uye pano imwe chete kwauri - uye uchapupu hwokuti iwe unodya, usingatauri ne "rekisteri yemari", zvinoreva, wakangozvitenga iwe pachako.

8. Sopu ndiro ye sese yemvura.

Icho chakanaka, iwe unoda nokukurumidza kuti uzvigadzirire iwe pachako, kuitira kuti munhu wese anouya muimba yangu yekushambidzi anomuka.

9. Fira neBluetooth.

Iye zvino, paunobata hove, hazvidi kuti ugare pane imwe nzvimbo uye wotarisa zvishoma nezvishoma pane kutenderera. Muredzi wehove wemazuva ano anonyeverwa kune smartphone kana hove iri kuchema, saka iwe unogona kunyange kutora pasi.

10. Skalkote.

Iyo pini yakanyanyisa inogadzirisa ichaita kuti dumplings uye dzimwe ndiro kubva pahupfu dzinofara chaizvo uye zvisingawanzoitiki.

11. Doro pasi pekudzivirirwa.

Kana iwe uine bhodhoro rako raunofarira whisky kana cognac mubha rako, uye iwe haugoni kugovana naro kune ani zvake, ipapo chigadziro chine password chinongova chako.

12. Gun yepopcorn.

Takura pikonkoni, bvisa kubva pakanini, svinudza muromo wako ugobata. Muvaraidzo unoshamisa!

13. Mug ane kenza.

Kana iwe ukakoka shamwari kumugero wewaini ne crawfish, unogona kuvashamisa ...

Chimwe chinhu chinoreva.

Uye kwete mavhidhiyo, uye kwete skate, chimwe chinhu chiri pakati. Mukuonekwa-kwete chinhu chakanaka, asi zvinofadza kuedza.

15. Nezvokudya.

Bhuni yakasungira - uye yakagadzirwa kudya, ndokubvisa kushungurudzika. Fretting-antistress.

16. Magirazi.

Ne magirazi ewaini akadaro uye kunwa vodka kunonakidza.

17. Simulator yekumwemwerera.

Kana iwe uchiri kukanganisa kana kuseka kwako kwakanaka, saka iyi simulator ndeyako. Kazhinji iwe haugoni kuchinja chero chinhu, asi tariro inopera. Uye iyo placebo inoita inogona ...

18. Saka sekuti usasuruvara pane chimbuzi.

VaChinese vanoita sevanopedza nguva yakawanda vari mudzimba uye ipapo vanove vakasuruvara zvikuru uye vanovhiringidza, saka iwe unogona kutamba muimba yega yega gorofu kuti ubvise kuora mwoyo uye kukurumidza kushanda.

19. Mifananidzo yakashongedzwa.

Chimwe chinhu chinonakidza ndechokuita mirati yepachikwata mumhando ye Apple gadget, iyo inozivikanwa zvikuru.

20. Vatambi veTocch tape.

Iko kushanda kwaisava kunakidza kushandura tape, inogona kuiswa mune imwe yevadzidzisi.

21. Pillow-log.

Chiitiko chemuti uyu ndechekuti inoratidzika chaizvoizvo, uye paunorara pasi pairi, iwe unonzwa uine manzwiro ekuchenjerera uye kutya. Manzwiro akavhengana.

22. Cup for cup.

Kunyanya kufungidzirwa kwakabuda kunze: uye iwe unogona kutora basa, uye uchiri nani pane zvipfeko.

23. Kuchengeta nguruve.

Kanganwa pamusoro pekare yekramiki yenguruve mabhanga! Pano pazviri - pfuma yezuva ranhasi! Anoshora mabhiriro nemari, apo anonamatira kwauri nemeso anogutsikana. Inonzwa sokuti une chipfuwo mutsva muimba yaunoda kufudza nemari.

24. Bhurai mudzimba.

Kanganwa tsvina uye mabhakitiriya pasi pomuromo weimba yega! VaChinese vakagadzira bruki rakakura.

25. Chiedza chemuganda.

Izvi ndezvaavo vasingadi kuisa chiedza usiku uye zvakaipa "chinangwa". Zvino ikozvino haungaporwi!

26. Mutsipa "fudzi revanoda".

Iye zvino hausi kuzosurukirwa, kunze kwomufomu wacho wakanyatsonaka.

27.

Iwe unofarira sei hen inotakura mazai? Kunyanya kunetseka kunopera, uye kuseka kunopera. Chinhu chikuru hachisi kumutora kumisangano yakakomba, asi ipapo, kana mumwe munhu kubva hutungamiri achicherechedza, iwe zvechokwadi hausi kuzoseka.

28. Gel kuti uchenese keyboard.

Zvinhu zvinokosha zvikuru. Isu tose tiri vashandi vemunharaunda pamberi pekuongorora, chigumisiro mutsotsi pabhobhoyo. Pakati pebhatani zvakaoma kusvika kune guruva, uye gel iri rinogadzirisa chinetso pakarepo neguruva nemakumbo.

29. Stencil for ideal shooters.

Vasikana, iye zvino tinogona kuva vakakwana, tine mitsipa yakadaro, nokuti chaizvoizvo zvakaoma kuita zvakaenzana. Iye zvino dambudziko iri rakagadziriswa! Ndinokutendai kumaChina!

30. Chikamu chinotyisa.

Kushamisika hakusi kuti mumwe munhu akauya nechikwama chiri mufananidzo wechimume chinonzi scrotum. Kushamisika ndechokuti inotengwa uye yakazara.

31. Helmet.

Unogadzirira sei helmete? Kuratidzika kwakanyanya, kunyanya kana akafuka musikana wechibharo.

32. Handset for smartphone.

Nyanzvi dzakawanda dzinopikisa kuti nguva refu yekutaura pafoni, kana kuti, kuichengetedza pedyo nemusoro wako, inokuvadza. Mhinduro inowanika - tube, sezvakanaka mumazuva ekare ekare.

33. Mukombe une whirlpool.

Vashandi vomukombe uyu havatsvaki kapu kuti vashandise shuga kana kofi, zvino mukombe pachawo uchatarisana nayo.

34. Imba yekati.

Cotebourger imba yakagadzirirwa kate yako. Mhuka yacho inonakidza, uye uri kufara.

35. Mirai foni.

Zvisingatarisirwi, zvakanaka? Zvakanaka, sei zvisingaiti, kana foni ichibhadhara, saka zvinhu zvose zviripo.

36. Kopi yemusoro waJason Statham.

Izvi ndezvevanasikana, ndinofungidzira. Vatungamiriri vakadaro venyeredzi dzakawanda vanogona kuwanikwa paAliexpress. Chinhu chinokosha, idzi idzi makopi chaiwo, anoratidzira zvakawanda zvezviso zvemaziso, makwinya, nezvimwe. Vanotarisa chaizvo.

37. Muchengeti we headphones.

Iwe, iwewo, kazhinji unowona chokwadi chokuti iwe unogara uchitsvaga headset muhomwe yako kana muhomwe, iyo inonyatsobuda uye yakasunga muhuti. Iye zvino hapana matambudziko: kuputirwa panzeve uye zvose zvakanaka.

38. Chikwata chekugadzira.

Kana ukasangana manheru mumharaunda yemudzimai muhope yakadaro, ipapo kwehupenyu hwako hwose iwe unogona kugara muchengeti. Ndine mubvunzo mumwe chete: "Sei?"

39. Bed Pikachu.

Kune avo vanongotarisana neKeƩmon.

40. Inobatanidza nenzira yechibhokisi.

Chipo chikuru chemugadziri kana kuti prikolist. Pamhenderekedzo yezvigaro zvakadai, hakuna munhu achazovezve.