Isu tose, vagari venyika dzePost-Soviet, vane tsika, tsika dzemhuri dzichaita sechisingazivi kune mumwe munhu wokune dzimwe nyika. Zvakanaka, uye regai. Asi kwatiri isu zvose izvi zvakaswedera uye zvinodiwa.
Kunyange neimwe nzira inova yakaoma kubva kumangorangariro chete kuti kana iwe unotofanira kuipa ...
1. Chinhu chokutanga chaunofanira kuita kana ukadzoka kumusha ndiko kubvisa shangu dzako, uye kwete kufamba-famba muimba, sezvavanoita kuMadokero.
2. Ichi chiito chichanyatsoteverwa nekupfekedza tsvina.
Uye pamusoro pechifukidziro chechifukidzo chinoputika neane gumi nezviviri zvehombodo kana vakashanyira vauya kwauri.
3. Kana uchinge usina kukodzera ndima yechipiri, iwe unogona kuisa njodzi yekuwana kutuka kubva kuna amai vako, kana kuti iwe uchabata kubanda, sezvo kwete pasi rose rakapisa.
4. Kazhinji, kana iwe uchirwara, iwe unoziva, chikonzero chikuru-kana iwe wakakanganwa kuisa mashizha uye wakafamba-famba mumba usina shangu.
5. Haubvumi iwe pachako, asi iwe uri munhu wemashura.
Musanditenda ini? Zvino, sei, haisi mutemo wekuridzira muridzo mumba, kugara pasi pagwagwa kana kuti kutora marara mushure mekunge zuva rapera?
6. Pawakadzidza kuchikoro, iwe uchizvidira uye wakamanikidzwa kubatanidzwa mune zvemarudzi ose emabasa echikoro: KVN, mapeji, "Chii? Kupi? Apo? "Uye zvinhu.
Chikoro chemutungamiri aifanira kuona mukati mako mutambi ane tarenda, munyori mukuru kana vaviri, zvose mumunhu mumwe chete.
7. Uye iwewo wakavenga chiratidzo "Duty Desk".
Hongu, ndiani anoda kumira mushure mekirasi uye akapfekedzwa mumapfekete akaisvonaka boka rose?
8. Negore Idzva, zvokudya zvinotenderwa patafura ndiro sandwiches ne red caviar.
Ichokwadi, vatorwa vanofunga kuti tinoidya nemapuni.
9. Musikana wese ari pachikoro chepuraimari anofanira kupfeka uta hwakakura.
Zvechokwadi, zvichida zvakanaka, asi avo vanogara shure kwavo havaoni chero chinhu chakanyorwa mubhodhi.
10. Zvinongova zvakakosha kunyorera nechinyorwa chinyorwa.
Hazvina basa kuti maitiro edu anowedzera nezera. Chinhu chikuru ndechekuti mitemo yakanyatsozadzwa.
11. Kuberekwa hakusi kungova zvipo zvakawanda uye keke inonaka, asi nheyo dzenguva refu dzinobva kune hama dzose.
Chimwe chinonakidza ndechokuti mukati maminitsi gumi izvi zvose zvinoda kuverengwa kubva pamapcccard kana mabhuku chaiwo akatengwa, somuenzaniso, mune rimwe bhuku reBhuku reBhuku.
12. Mufiriji pane nguva dzose muhombe huru we borscht.
13. Mwedzi usati watanga Gore Ritsva, bhegi guru remasipi rinowanikwa mudivi.
Pamazororo, tafura yacho yakafukidzwa neye smart tablecloth, kunyanya yakavanzwa panguva dzakadaro.
Mhuri dzakawanda dzinopfuudzwa kubva kuzvizvarwa nezvizvarwa.
15. Kamwe kamwe pagore iwe unobva wabuda pamakirasi ekriststal.
Vakawanda vakatokanganwa kuti nei yakambotengwa.
16. Zvose zuva raunopedza pakugadzirira mashizha akanaka.
Kuti tive vakatendeseka, inguva yokuti tifungisise maonero edu pamharidzo yavo. Aya ndiwo mashizha eparsley kana lettuce kare kare ndiyo nguva yekusiya munguva yakapfuura. Kunyange zvakadaro rega kudira zvingwa zvisina kukodzera shop mayonnaise.
17. Musati mutevedzeri agere pasi patafura, semumwe wevakashanyira vakange vatokwanisa kuvanza sandwiches ne caviar tsvuku pamatama ose.
Hongu, munhu wose ane hama yakadaro.
18. Chimwe chikafu chinonyanya kukosha pafurafura yevekudya ndeye dumplings kana vareniki nemapatatendi, izere nemakisi emuoriki.
Uye ivo vanogara nguva refu zvokuti iwe unotanga kukanganwa zvauri kutaura nezvazvo zvachose.
20. Apo vose vakakokwa vakanwa magirazi akakwana epa champagne, ivo vose vanoenda kunotamba pasi penzizi dzinotyisa dzeVerka Serduchka.
21. Kunyange panguva dzakadaro iwe une guitar acoustic mumba mako.
Hazvina mhosva kuti iwe hauzivi kutamba nayo.
22. Zuva rimwe nerimwe Zuva reNtsva Idzva rinotarisana nekuona zvikwereti zvemasangano.
Ichokwadi, zuva rega rega pazvikwiriso zviso zvakafanana zvinoputika.
23. Asi zvakanakisisa kuti urege kutarisa zvikwereti zvinotyisa, asi mapikicha ako aidiwa neSoviet.
24. Munyaya ipi zvisinganzwisisiki, amai vako vanokukurudzira kuti unwe valerian.
Chinhu chikuru hachisi chokuchipa kate rako.
25. Zvichida makabati ose muimba aya azere nemabhuku asina anoverengwa kwenguva refu.
26. Zvimwe zvakaitika zvokuti mhuri yako ine vanajiniya.
Iwe une unyanzvi hwokugadzira? Mikana yakakura kuti iwe uri injini. A purogiramu? Engineer. Muvaki? Engineer. The designer? Engineer.