25 mhuka dzisina kunyengera dzakagadzira vatenzi vavo godo

Kubvumirana, vanhu vanofarira zvipfuwo zvavo, uye avo varipo (kunze kwekuti, zvichida, makati akaipa kwazvo), vanoda masters avo. Mamwe mhuka, zvisinei, haabvumiri apo mumwe munhu akamira pakati pavo nechinangwa chekunamatira, uye havatyi zvachose kuratidza manzwiro avo ...

Pasi pane mifananidzo yevanonyanya kushungurudza mhuka, avo vanoedza "kuba" mhuka dzavo.

1. Gopher wangu nemusikana wangu.

2. Nguva dzose pandinoedza kufara kofi mangwanani uye ndinogumburwa nemunhu wandinoda, ndinomhanya kune imwe imbwa inopisa iyo inonyaradza pandinenge ndichibva mukomana wangu. Uyu chiso chinosuruvara kunotora nzvimbo yangu nekugunha panguva imwe chete.

3. Musikana wangu akaita izvi. Handitombozivi kuti ndeupi wavo ane godo zvikuru: musikana kana imbwa ...

4. Mukomana wangu uye kati yedu yava pedyo. Zvichida kunyange zvakanyanya ...

5. Hazvina basa kuti murume wangu anovata nehope, kati nguva dzose inoumba kambani yake.

6. Ndeyangu. Point.

7. Imbwa yeshamwari yangu sooo ishungu!

8. Ndakasarudza kufamba nepaki nembwa yemusikana wangu. Ndinofunga kuti anondida.

9. Ndinopinda mukamuri, uye kune ...

10. Ndopa ruoko rwangu kuti ndiparadze kuti musikana wangu akatsvoda imbwa mangwanani ano asati asara. Zvakanaka, chido chacho chakafanana!

11. Hungu, vakashanda. Hungu, isu vaviri. Hongu, mune izvi. Chii chisina munhu akadai, eh?

12. Ndakaenda kunoshanda. Ndakanganwa foni. Ini ndinodzoka mumaminitsi gumi, uye ichi chidimbu chiri kutorara nemukomana wangu!

13. Kushamwari yangu negodo!

14. Imbwa yakada kufambidzana nemusikana wangu pa skype.

15. Kunyange imwe imwe hafu yakanga iri kure, taive tichizvinyengera isu nembwa sezvatingaita.

16. Kudya kwemaviri. Vadiwa, ndinosuwa ...

17. Zvipfuwo zvedu zvakagadzikana zvakanaka zvakapoteredza musikana wacho. Uye saka anenge manheru ose ...

18. Rinomhanya kwete munzvimbo yangu chete, asiwo mumurume wangu ...

19. Nhasi shamwari yangu yasvika kumba mangwanani-ngwanani ndokubata murume wake mumvura uye ... shiri!

20. Ndakanzwa inzwi risingaoneki richibva mumba. Murume wacho akanga avete achimbundirana nomumwe mukadzi. Fucking pig ...

21. Saka musikana wangu akaba imbwa yangu.

22. Pasinei nokuti ndipi, sei uye sei ini ndinotsvoda jaya rangu, iyi dodger inenge iripo pano.

23. Imbwa yangu dzimwe nguva ine godo.

24. Munenge mangwanani ose ndinoona mudzimai wangu ari pamubhedha neChinyorwa chake Adora uye ndinonzwa sokuti ndiri wechitatu.

25. Mukomana wangu akandiwana ndiri pamubhedha neshamwari yake yepamwoyo. What hell ...