Urarame uye unofadza mifananidzo yakaitwa nengozi, inogona kuiswa se "yechipiri isati ya ...". Tinokurudzira iwe sarudzo iyo ichaunza zvechokwadi kusemwerera.
Imwe nguva inoita seinosemesa, asi chaizvoizvo inogona kuchinja mamiriro ezvinhu, mafungiro uye kunyange hupenyu huzhinji. Kwete nguva dzose, asi isu tinokwanisa kutora nguva imwechete, asi nekuda kwekushanduka kwemajaya tinogona kufara izvi zvisingatauri shots.
1. Chikafu chisati chakundikana zvachose, ndinoshamisika kuti zvinoshamisa zvinotarisirwa sei nhasi.
2. Ndaifanira kuratidza kuna amai vangu kwenguva yakareba iyo amai vangu ava vakapinda mujeri zvachose pangozi.
3. Iwe unobata pamba, kuitira kuti irege kubhururuka, asi iwe unorasikirwa zvachose nomumwe. Fungidzira kuti unonyara sei kusiya ichi dziva.
4. Mudiwa wacho akabatwa pamhosva yemhosva, uye chokwadi chakasimbiswa mumufananidzo.
5. Meso omurume uyu anoratidza zvakajeka kuti anonzwisisa zvazvinozoguma. Pasina rubatsiro rwechirwere chetachiona chakanga chisina kuitwa.
6. Akaraira bhora neshamwari, uye akanga asina nguva yekuita nenguva, naizvozvo akaiwana pamhino.
7. Pakati pekuverenga kwemari kune cashier, bvudzi rakasimbiswa mumashonga. Vamwe vashandi havana kukanganwa nguva yekuita mifananidzo.
8. Iyi ipapu isina kujairika, nokuti panguva iyo mufananidzo wacho wakatorwa, foni yakanyunguduka.
9. Dzimwe nguva upenzi mudura hunotungamirira kumigumisiro yakakomba. Ndinoshamisika kuti chii chakaguma?
10. Paunenge uchida kugadzira chinyorwa chakanaka nemonkey, funga pamusoro pemigumisiro inogoneka.
11. Uyu mufananidzo uchajekesa mapurisa, uyo achanzwisisa zvinokonzera njodzi iyi.
12. Ndakaputira turkey yekutenda uye ndakangotarisa kune yechipiri. Iyo shiri yakanga isingagoni kutorwa kubva kuimbwa.
13. Pano pane chivako chakaunganidzirwa kwechipiri, uye mhosho yekondo inomhanya mumugwagwa.
14. Kana iwe usingazivi kuti chii chinonzi "kuwana bream", ikozvino pane chinyorwa-tsanangudzo.
15. Shamwari yakanga isingambofungi nezvemigumisiro, paaiisa girasi nemvura yechando patafura yegirazi yaipisa mukati mezuva.
16. Mutyairi wacho aiva nemukana mumwechete wekuponesa hupenyu hwake, uye akabudirira kushandisa zvakanaka mukana wake.
17. Kana munhu achizvipa zvachose kumutambo wake, vateereri vacharamba "vachikoshesa" iyo yechipiri.
18. Vakawanda vakaona kurwadziwa uku kusingagumi pamusoro pavo, zvakanaka, kwete zvose zvakasikwa zvemitambo.
19. Dambudziko rakaoma kupfuura mamwe ose, uye chaizvoizvo raida kufarira iyi huru ice cream ...
20. "Mufananidzo wekuchengetedza mababa vangu, avo vakanyora nguva iyo vasati vauya ndokuvhuna chikoro chake."
21. Mufananidzo uyu, zvichida, ucharamba usingarevi.
22. Kudzokorora kwakanga kusiri sezvazvaifanira kuva, uye kwakanga kusina kuurayiwa.
23. "Kati yakakwira pamusoro pedenga, uye ndakasarudza kumuponesa, asi hapana munhu aitarisira izvi. Iye zvino tiri kugara pamwe chete uye takamirira rubatsiro. "
24. Apo paine nguva imwe chete pakati pekutarisira kufara nekukundikana. Zvakaoma kuti mukomana agamuchire kurasikirwa.
25. Tingaita sei ikozvino kuzviruramisira kumusangano, nei vasina kuwana chikamu chezvingwa zvakapikirwa?
26. Nguva iyo iwe unomira godo kune vanhu vanotasva gig.
27. "Takanga tichida kuita pikicha yakaisvonaka neshamwari. Mushure mokunge purogiramu yemufananidzo ndaifanira kuenda kuchipatara. "
28. "Ndaigara ndichiziva kuti munun'una wangu aigona kuvimba naye, asi kuti aive nemafungiro akadaro akandishamisa."
29. Mune wechipiri mukomana haazoregi kunyemwerera, asiwo achava akadonha.
30. Iwe unogona kuva pabhiza, asi mushure mechinguva mamiriro ezvinhu anogona kuchinja zvikuru.
31. Chido chekuita mufananidzo wakaisvonaka chakakonzera migumisiro yakaipisisa.
32. Kutendeuka pamusoro pezvikwiriso zvakakundikana uye matambudziko kwaari anonyatsochengeteka.
33. Vakawanda vave neshamwari kuti iwe usanetseka ... uye iwe haugoni kuita mufananidzo wakajairika.
34. Chipiri pamberi pe tsunami - chiratidzo chakakwana chemufananidzo uyu. Musikana ari kurara pabhejiki, zviri pachena kuti akamirira kushamisika.
35. Mumufananidzo uyu murume ari muchikepe haana kunaka. Mifananidzo isingatarisirwi nguva dzose inenge ichinyanyisa.