Sezvavanotaura, "Muvhuro izuva rakaoma." Uye vazhinji vanobvumirana nekutenda uku kubva kune zvavanowana. Saka chii chakashungurudza munhu wese wakapoteredza zuva rega revhiki?
Zvinotarisa kuti chakavanzika hachirevi chete mumusi weMuvhuro inobatanidzwa kwevhiki itsva yekushanda, asiwo mune shamwari dzaro dzinogara dziripo, izvo zvinoumba matambudziko akawanda asingatenderwi kugadzirisa pfungwa. Mundima iyi "yakaoma" pane zvinopesana zvinopesana kuvenga Muvhuro, zvichibatsira munhu wose kutaridzika mukutanga kusingakanganwiki kwevhiki inoshanda. Pashure pezvose, "akanyeverwa, akabva apfeka zvombo."
1. Kuvenga kwevhiki kweawa yeawa rinowedzera.
Muvhuro woga woga uchatanga nemuurayi inzwi reawa yeawa, achikubudisa kunze kwenyika inotapira yaMormpheus.
2. Kumuka kubva pamubhedha kuchaitika mukurwa kunotyisa iwe pachako.
Iwe uri kunyatsofungidzira kuti zvakaoma sei kusvinudza meso ako mangwanani-ngwanani mushure mekupera kwevhiki. Musi weMuvhuro, iwe uchafanirwa kurwisana nechiuru chemazana nechido chekukanda bhizimisi riri kuuya. Chinhu chikuru ndechokuti, usarega nzvimbo!
3. Mambakwedza yemangwanani anoramba semhepo.
Wati wamboona vanhu vanofara uye vanosemwerera musi weMuvhuro mangwanani here? Izvi zvinoshamisa.
4. Vhiki inouya ichapa huwandu hwemamiriro ezvinhu anonetsa.
Nhasi musi weMuvhuro mangwanani unozotanga kuona kuti bhizimisi risina kupera haisi kungoenda pazvitsitsinho zvako, asi chaizvoizvo "ugere pamutsipa wako" uye nokunyanya kufarira, iwe unotyisa kutya mumusoro wako. Iyi ndiyo nzira yekutanga kwevhiki inoyeuchidza pachayo. Iva akafara kwazvo!
5. Kunzwa kwokuzorora nekuzorora kunobva kwasara.
Muvhuro unounza pfungwa yakanakisisa yekuzvidya mwoyo uye kugumburwa nekutya kwekuziva kuti musati wabuda kwevhiki yekuponesa iri kure.
6. Zviitiko zvakasarudzwa zvinotanga kuzviyeuchidza kubva mangwanani chaiwo.
Yeuka kuti nzira yakanakisisa yekutarisana nemigumisiro yeMuvhuro ndeyekugadzirira kuriChishanu. Nokuti pamusi weMuvhuro zvose zviitiko zvisina kukwana zvinotanga kukurumidza, zvinotyisa zvekuora mwoyo kwavo.
7. Kurindira kwevhiki inouya inofanotaura kurwadziwa kunorwadza.
Nhasi musi weMuvhuro iwe unonzwisisa zviri pachena kuti kusvika kumavhiki ekupedzisira, sekutanga kweredzi.
8. Kafi inova inwiwa inofadza kubva kune zvakaipa zvose.
Uye kunyange iwe usingambofariri, zvino Muvhuro uchakudzidzisa kuti uite izvi zvinonaka. Kunyanya pashure pechikamu chechisere chekhofi zuva.
9. Mabasa akajeka uye mabasa anoramba achiita seasingabviri.
Musi weMuvhuro, nyika yakawanda inoratidzika seyisinganzwisisiki uye yakaderera. Chii chatinogona kutaura pamusoro pekugadzirisa chero zviitiko. Basa rinobudirira uye Muvhuro zvinhu zvisingaenderani.
10. Chivharo chekunyunyuta kwekunyunyuta kuchaita kuti mumwe mubvunzo zvinoreva hupenyu.
Iwe unoziva chii icho fuck!
Ndizvo zvose!
Muvhuro woga woga wakakupoteredza pachava nekuita kwakadaro maererano nenzvimbo inonyatsozivikanwa, apo vanhu vose vanokupoteredza vasinganyunyuti vasingatyi pamusoro pekutanga kwevhiki inoshanda. Dzidza kuti urege kubhadhara kune iyo, nokuti iyo yakagadziriswa yehusiku hweMuvhuro haingakwanisi kuputsa chero chinhu munyika ino!
Uye nevose, Muvhuro hausi mazuva akaipa akadaro evhiki! Kana iwe chete usingadi kuenda kumabasa kana kuchikoro.